I still haven't found a girlfriend,
Though i've tried a lot.
So, can you help me please,
It's tougher than i thought.
The odds are pretty good,
but the goods are pretty odd.
Though at this point,
I'll take anything you've got.
I see this all the time,
Nice girls in love with jerks,
What could they be thinking?
Tell me how it works.
If i got some problems,
Well i wouldn't be the first.
But the ones I have in mind are even worse.
And even Hitler had a girlfriend,
Who he could always call,
That would always be there for him
In spite of all his faults
He was the worst guy ever.
reviled and despised,
Even Hitler had a girlfriend
So why can't I?
Why can't I?
Life is full of contradictions
Hard to understand
And for every happy woman,
There's a lonely man
Nixon had his puppy.
Charles Manson had his clan
God forbid that i get a girlfriend.
Even Hitler had a girlfriend
Who he could call his own,
To sweeten days of bitterness,
and feeling all alone
I'm not as bad as Hitler,
But that doesn't mean a thing,
Since they'd rather be with Hitler, more than me
I don't see, why they'd rather be with Hitler,
more than me.
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