I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home
He said he liked to do it backwards
And I said that’s just fine with me
That way we can f**k and watch t.v.
It was 4am and the light was gray, like it always is in paperbacks
He asked if I like playing jacks
I told him that I was good to sixes, but all hell broke loose after
that
I told him that I knew julia roberts when I was 12 at summer camp
We didn’t say anything after that
I dropped him off and I drove on home
Cause secretly, I’m timid
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