hey how did everybody get in my room
it's saturday another perfect day
till i hit the boardwalk
headed towards the pier'
your fucking gay/fuck you outta my way
50,000 jackoffs
all on rollerblades
greased up dolphin shorts
wrist guards so it won't hurt
your mediocre girlfriend
hits a parked car yea
until the day/you learn to surf or skate
college jack o faggot
sportin oakley shades
all on rollerblades
crash helmets to be safe
all on rollerblades yea
crash helmets to be safe
whoopie its fun to skate
i'll do a figure 8
watch me do a circle
going backwards down the stairs
oh gee this is fun
looks like i better run
i4 guys on skateboards
wanna ollie off my head yea
this sport is so extreme
you roller disco queens
goin to do the hustle
at the roller wonderland yea
she blades to shrink her thighs
so she can justify
2 all beef patties special sauce letuce cheese
pickles onions on a sesame seed bun yea
neat neat i really think its neat
i'm stealing every trick from every
skateboarder i meet
neat neat i really think its neat
you stupid faggot roller bladers
roller wonderland
cum guzzlin fruit cake
i hope you break your hands
roller wonderland
cum guzzlin fruit cake
i hope you break your fucking neck
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