Living to get his freak on, ooh ee
Sporting his leopard skin thong, ooh ee
Charlie the methadone man
plays Sunday nights in a rock n' roll band
Charlie the metronome, the methadone man
Patience, the name of the game, ooh ee
Waiting on Doctor Kinkaid, ooh ee
Charlie the methadone man
fills out the papers just as fast as he can
Charlie the methadone, the methadone man
When you're all alone and you got no where to go
Better take it slow, oh you get so tired of where you are
Kicking his lonely lit brain, ooh ee
Drinking to try and stay sane, ooh ee
Charlie the methadone man
chases his tail just as fast as he can
Charlie the methadone, the methadone man
Oh, Charlie the methadone, methadone man
Waitin'
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