Ladies and Gentlemen of the GED Class of 1999
I have one piece of advice for you
No matter what a stripper tells you
there is no sex in the champagne room
None
Oh theres champange in the champagne
room but you dont want champange
you want sex
And there is no sex in the champange room
Dont go to parties with metal detectors
sure it fells safe inside but what about
all those n*gga's waitin outside wit
guns they know you aint got one
if a women says shes twenty
and she looks sixteen shes twelve
if she tells you shes twenty six
and looks twenty six shes damn near 40
take off that silly ass hat
the ODB couldn't have possible commited all those crimes
Coolio did some of that shit
young black men if you go to a movie theater
and someone steps on your foot
let it slide why spend the next twenty years in
jail cause someone smudged your pumas
cornbread aint nothin wrong wit that
no matter what you think of what im saying
remember this one thing
theres no sex in the champagne room
[Gerald Lervert]
Uhh
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the champagne room
abosoluty postively no sex in the champagne room
abosoluty postively no sex in the champagne room
[Chris Rock]
If a homeless person has a funny sign
he hasn't been homeless that long
a real homeless person is too hungry
to be funny
if a girl has a pierced tongue
she'll probably suck you dick
if a guy hasa pireced tongue
he'll probably suck you dick
heres a horoscope for everyone
Aquarius your going die
Capricorn your going die
Gemini your going die twice
Leo your going die
Scorpio your going die f**kin
no one go's to hooters for wings
if you been dating a man for four
months and you haven't met any of
his friends your not his girlfriend
some of the things I've said may not
apply to you some of the things I may
have said may offened you
no matter who you are you must
remember this one thing no matter
what a stripper says
there is no sex in the champagne room
NONE!
[Gerald Lervert]
Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
aint get none cant have none, naa
in the champagne room
there is absolutely postively no sex
in the champagne room
na na say, no no ooow there aint no sex
in the champagne room naw naw say naw naw
Said Chris said there aint no sex
in the champagne room naw
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